The Silence No Good Letters

Dear Optimist,
That is not a light at the end of the tunnel , that's a train.
Sincerely,
The Pessimist.

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming, karma is a bitch.
Sincerely,
Titanic

Dear Atheists,
Oh man you guys are screwed!
Sincerely,
God

Dear Yahoo,
Ive never heard anyone say,"I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..."
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too huh?
Sincerely,
Michael Jackson

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black?!
WTF happened??
Sincerely,
1985