Dear Optimist,
That is not a light at the end of the tunnel , that's a train.
Sincerely,
The Pessimist.
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming, karma is a bitch.
Sincerely,
Titanic
Dear Atheists,
Oh man you guys are screwed!
Sincerely,
God
Dear Yahoo,
Ive never heard anyone say,"I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..."
Sincerely,
Google
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too huh?
Sincerely,
Michael Jackson
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black?!
WTF happened??
Sincerely,
1985
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Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.
Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
Chandler: You hired a male nanny? You hired a manny?
Chandler: You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Chandler: [beat] ...Call it even?!
Monica: Okay!
Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
There is only one thing worse than standing at the top of the Stairs with three clock in the Morning, and that is realising the wait.
Im not fat..i just got a sweet hockey body
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